Sunday, October 28, 2007

Bite ME!


I read this browsing through a social networking site. Although the description of a man under the Scorpio zodiac (includes me) is quite impressive, it still doesnt mean that social networking sites have suddenly transformed into Nostradamus...they still suck!!


Scorpio man:


A man with a foggy clouds over him. He is sensitive and easily hurt and always feels lonely. He does not trust anyone but himself. Sounding so negative, but he has an amazingly charisma. He is a compassionate man . He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain.
He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused feeling. He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well. He does not like people who never try to help themselves before asking other people for favors. He is the type of guy who mostly achieved his goal in life. Once he sets his mind for something, he will put all his energy and efforts in it , whether or not it is a small matter or a big project. One of the most success man in all the Zodiac.
He is a very patient man and can waits for years to reach his goal. He hates thin feeling and weak determinations. He can not retreat or rest for long, for he thinks life has more questions and more answer to be searched.
If he is in love, you will get plenty of love from him, sometimes may be too much than you have asked for. He is serious about love and relationship and will not waste time with someone he does not love whether how pretty she is.
He hardly makes mistake. He could tell if you have any bad thought, and will not hesitate to tell you so. If you do not like straight forward sincere man, then pack your bag now. If you are an over sensitive person, try not to ask for his comments. He will tell you the truth, even you might not be able to take it. Example , if you ask him if you are fat (and you are fat), he will say "yes, as big as a balloon". He makes such comments because he cares for you, so do something about your weight and do not get up set with him.
If he says "you look pretty today", you can be proud because he will not say such think just to please you if he does not really mean it. There will be both kind of people, those who like him and those who hate him. If you are in love this guy, be strong and belief in your decision, do not be vulnerable. He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back time.
He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could not keep. He loves his friends and will do anything for his close friends. He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend. He is a complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not really know him. He is happy to know he is a complex figure. When he is thinking or when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.
He memorize everything well. You may say something that you already forgotten, but he will remember every words. He wants to be respected and admired and at the same time he does not like people to have power over him.
When he falls in love, he really falls deep. A man in this Zodiac once in love, he will be sweeter than sugar. He does not like a plain and simple woman. A complex woman's mind is his venture. Always be interesting and able to talk to him about every things in any subjects. He does not like a woman who sits around waiting for his call.

Monday, August 27, 2007

M.A.D.


It is really amazing how I manage to find myself in the midst of madmen, always. People who have no clarity left in them, are too self -obsessed or plain and simple lunatics. They will stick on to you like leeches and then jump off in a jiffy to go and lead their own glorified, miserable lives. I try to ask myself the reason why this happens. But I am HUMAN. I don't have the answers to the idiosyncracies of life. Maybe its a mistake on my part that i always end up with people who will not think of me anything more than a tissue paper. I always give everything and get back a handful of thorns. Maybe it is just the way its meant to be for me. Get kicked around until you start loving every hit on your already swollen rear! I really don't know what lesson am i supposed to learn from this.

What is this world coming to? Material pleasures are so important that people are selling themswelves to buy this happiness. I think a farmer in a village would be a much satisfied creature running his life on his farm, rasing poultry and cattle and growing cereal. Atleast he would have an unadulterated life. He would be with the people he cares for and who care for him and he would be doing the things that he likes. That is life.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Big City Nights

Coming from a small town makes you vulnerable to a lot of experiences that chisel out a personality that will stay. I believe it happens with a lot of people who are strangers to the ways of the big cities. In the last 5 years or so, so much has happened that sometimes i look back and think that some of those things were completely unnecessary. But then i realize that it is the custom of a big, bad city to give you a sock in the face an a huge kick in the arse to make you realise that you are just another maggot in the trash.

It is a revelation if you consider it to be something like a lesson of life. It's one of those things that are best learned in practicality. Come to think of it, it's actually a series of events that are weird to the extent of being astonishingly daft. Pretty hard on the softer variety of people though. Life in the big city will make you an animal. A beast that is ready to pick a fight at the drop of a hat, indulge like a glutton, lust like a nymphomaniac, gobble down its kin and eventually politicise everything to make it look legitimate.

The monstrosity does not confine itself to a bunch of people or event to scores or hundreds. The numbers are huge. When everyone is in a race to win, backstabbing becomes a holy practice. What people don't understand is that if everyone is going to win, there would be no one left to loose. And you can only win if someone looses, right? Which is why i still fail to understand how people keep relationships going when they base it on jealousy, materialism, hypocrisy, selfishness, false pride, broken promises, lies, bigotry, treachery and hate. A truly honest person simply does not have the right to live . People say that the culture of the place is the cause for this stigma. I say, that no culture reduces people to a means to an end. If it does, it's not a culture....it's more like vandalism of values and identity.

The fault lies in the abundant prevalence of ignorance to improve as human beings all around and the rigid mentalities that comes through ultra high self-esteem. I strongly believe that this, apparently, is caused by uncharted wealth and resulting malfunction of grey cells. People who get it easily and quickly are the ones prone to become jerks quicker. The perception of being God's gift to mankind is actually seen in practice.

There is a saying that the topography and weather of a place is a direct reflection of how the people living there would be. Going by that, Delhi, for me, is a place full of dry, hot headed, money minded upstarts, moving around in expensive cars with black windows, ignorant towards the rest of the world. Sooner or later, they will end up as miserable wrecks and go down in the books as someone insignificant and certainly forgettable, just like they had always been.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Exaaaammmzzzzzzzzz.....

If you are into higher education anywhere in the world, you would pay a hefty semster fee to go to college, overload yourself with obsolete theories of management, pile up heaps of worthelss notes and projects, reduce your sleeping hours to work on them at the end of the day realise that all your efforts have gone waste beacause the teacher's pet has already done a better and quicker job.

Adding to the misery is the dreaded exam time. Life goes totally out of gear. You fail to remember what day it is, what movie is on tv tonight, whats the latest on the music charts, the last time you had a bath and changed your undies (yukkkhh) and sometimes even what your girlfriend's name is! Your face loks like you haven't eaten in days and are heading towards extreme malnutrition levels that would put the straving at shame. I think this is a very convenient method to get a paid torture!

If it were not for exams, it would be so much fun living life. Atleast you would'nt put to the test everytime the money you paid to the idiots ran out. You could go make a documentary on something, play a sport, eat all the time, play pranks on people and above all sleep like a log! Definitely is a waste of time these exams. Wonder which bright spark came up with this astonishing idea to mindfuck the young generation!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Mars vs Venus

I read an article today that deals with a question that a lot of people might wonder about: Can Men and Women be "Just Friends"?

Hmmm. A tough one right. Lets first see what the article had to say.

'Sure, men and women can be friends -- as long as the dynamic falls into one of four categories: 1) the friends explore their, ahem, benefits -- and realize that they like each other better with their clothes on; 2) one of the parties is gay; 3) there are significant others involved and romantic -- and sexual -- needs are taken care of at home; 4) you’re just not that into each other -- in that way.'

Errr....well i did not read any further. The question gets answered here itself.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

A Warrior Within

A feeling that has no beginning
Nor does it have an end
Its just a road less travelled
Where you've fallen of a bend

The spoils of yesterdays
will reap their fruits today
All the happiness and hope
Was never her to stay

Isolation is a gift
A conscience left to stray
The wheel of destiny
life's ends it will fray

Who will pick up the pieces?
Raise the will to survive from its grave
The fire within is like dead wood
Inside, the apothic cave

The warrior's heart is weathered and scarred
The strength and honour that he's given away
But the warrior never surrenders
'Wont Back Down' he says

The spirit wanders on into a realm unknown
the vagabond treads where all is alone
A void looks upon the one who carries on
The skies and the earth endlessly caress the horizon
The warrior never stops
till he finds his reason

Marching on, the unnamed one
regaining his hunger to conquer
When the scar is healed and the spirit free
the lionheart will roar for eternity to see
Vanquisher, he makes his destiny now
to him even the heavens will bow

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Hypocrite called "INDIAN"

We Indians are perhaps the most astonishing examples of contraerity and hypocrisy.

The recent shameful exit of the Cricket team from the ICC World Cup has shown us how we as people are really big fakes. All we can do is ridicule the players for doing to many ad promos rake in hoards of money and not play cricket.

Ok. I agree. A job not done or done poorly is worth cribbing but hasn't it gone too far this time? Why is fan following being taken to the heights of fanticism? Performing yagna's, praying and fasting for their success and then coming down to burning effigies, stoning houses, even going to the length of hunger strikes and crap like that. Doesn't it all seem unreal?

People, if you really do worship your heroes, worship them enough to know for a fact that even they are human beings and can falter. The chances for failure become manifold considering our Cricket committe is run by a bunch of paralysed, brain dead cretins most of whom have never even picked up a bat in their miserable lives. Making money is their only motive. Cricket can come later.

Most don't have the the time to ponder over such facts. They would go a step ahead and start blaming the coach for it just because he's a white skinned Australian. Let's face is for a fact that we will never know what exactly went wrong in the World Cup when we lost to Banglasdesh. Its over now. Rather than blaming people, it is much more courageous and humble to accept faults and to move on.

The blame game does not end here. Everywhere we see thatpeople are finding excuses to cover up their faults. Even when they know that no one is free of them. Why cant people accept the mistakes they make? In all good wisdom, self acceptance is actually another step to making a better person. But who cares? The lives that people lead these days are as hollow as a flute. Scrambling for that extra buck of money, backbiting, fair weather friends, deceptive promises, broken trust, false sympathies never leave room for saintly thought. The 24*7 work culture has completely transformed the way people live today. And believe it or not, most of them end up as physical and emotional wrecks without freinds or people they can trust. No one would like to spend a lonely life, no? Does anybody have a solution? Please be kind enough to propogate it.